This Christmas, I’m easy to shop for.

Xmas TractorWhen it comes to Christmas, I’m easy. For me, unique gift ideas need not apply. Yep, my “what-you-see-is-what-you-get” appearance is a pretty solid indicator of the gifts I’d actually use, so I don’t expect to get a 3-piece suit or skincare kit any time soon. My wife, on the other hand, is much more difficult to buy for, simply because I can never figure out what the heck she actually wants.

She’s not into the stereotypical things that women are supposed to want. She doesn’t like jewelry—I know, I should be thankful—she has plenty of perfume, and I’m not about to try and buy her clothes. Decorative items for the home and things for the kitchen don’t thrill her, with the latter possibly even being a detriment to my well-being if it were to be disguised as a “gift” that she “needs.” Ah well, I guess I’ll figure something out…

In comparison, purchasing gifts for me is a walk in the park, says me. This, despite the fact that I have little interest in many of the traditional activities that come with being “a guy,” such as golf, home electronics, or college sports. I like car gifts. Here’s why. When my day job is over, my joy comes from “working” on our “gentleman’s farm.” I cut wood, I repair fences, I build outbuildings, I mow fields, I break stuff, I fix stuff, I curse my old pickup or tractor when it won’t start, and then I fix it. That’s why I’m easy to buy for.

No one has to come up with unique gift ideas for me. It’s pretty much a given that if they’re car gift ideas, I’m going to like them, because almost everything I do on the farm starts with having a reliable vehicle—be it the tractor, pickup, or the trailer I haul wood in. If the vehicle’s not working, the project’s over before I even got started. With that knowledge, my wish list is heavy with what my wife calls my tractor and “car gifts.” Gas cans, jacks, mechanics gloves, battery chargers, Fix-A-Flat, WD-40, tools to replace the ones I broke or lost (usually the latter) throughout the year, and the list goes on.

My wife would probably say my list is boring, given all the car gift ideas it’s got, but that’s what I want, and yes, truly need. Plain and simple, when my vehicles work, stuff gets done. When necessary projects get done, I’m relaxed, and everyone is happy, healthy and secure. I can live with that. And to me, that’s a big part of what this season is all about.

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